My father is the Hollywood equivalent of a clean, fillet-brazed frame. My brother is like one of those fat-tubed aluminum Cannondales. I’m more like one of those Taiwanese Masis
Emilio Estevez
After your first day of cycling, one dream is inevitable. A memory of motion lingers in the muscles of your legs, and round and round they seem to go. You ride through Dreamland on wonderful dream bicycles that change and grow
HG Wells
The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community
Ann Strong
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me
Emo Philips
Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live
Mark Twain
Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls
Bob Weir
Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling
Dr James E Starrs
When my legs hurt, I say: Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!
Jens Voigt
I was bought a nice racing bike for my eleventh birthday and I got the bug… I suddenly thought: I’m on my own! My parents aren’t here. It’s quite good!
Paul Smith
One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle